Author: K (prpldrkrse ) and Abiella
Pairing: Hae/everyone (Cinhae in this chapter)
Rating: G (I guess)
Summary: in which SM Town's members are a bit crazy and Donghae takes them too seriously
Notes: a fic based on silly captions I made with my chairmate (Abiella).
Donghae blinked slightly as he entered the practice room. There were two Heechul standing in the corner. Two! As if one Heechul wasn’t a disaster enough, and here he found two of him! Couldn’t believe his sight, Donghae rubbed his eyes and blinked again as there were actually two of… wait, that’s not Heechul!
“Good morning!” Donghae said as he walked –skipped to the corner. He smiled lightly to the ‘two Heechuls’ in front of him. The two of them smiled back at him.
“Good morning, sunbaenim! How are you?” Taemin asked brightly. Yes, it wasn’t two Heechul standing before him. It was actually Heechul and mini-Heechul, aka Taemin. They really looked alike that Donghae even mistook him for Heechul’s twin, or an alien who disguised as Heechul. Hey, alien exists!
“I’m okay,” Donghae replied lightly, ruffling the younger boy’s hair, emitting a chuckle from the oldest of them three. He then turned to face Heechul and bowed slightly. “It’s a bit unusual for me to see you here in the morning, hyung”
Heechul tilted his head lightly and showed his trademark smirk. “Oh well,” he started. “I’m here just for this mini-me. He insisted to show me his new choreography, so yeah.”
Taemin pouted slightly, and somehow Donghae could imagine Heechul pouted like that. “You know, you really look like each other,” he blurted out. Two pairs of eyes looking at him curiously, Heechul’s jaw was –quite literally- dropped. “What? I’m just saying!” Donghae said again nervously.
The other two looked at each other and laughed. “Yeah, I think I can be Taemin’s mother!” Heechul said, hugging Taemin closed. “Be my son, Taeminnie~”
Donghae laughed even harder at the view, especially when Taemin tried to hug the oldest back and being pushed away. “And this fishy right here will be your father,” Heechul added, stopping Donghae’s laugh right there and then.
“What?” he retorted. Donghae looked at Heechul and then to Taemin and back to Heechul again. He pointed to himself, his eyes widened. “Me?!”
The other two nodded simply. “Mommy said so,” Taemin said, wrapping his arms around his ‘mother’s waist. “And if mommy said so, I said so too~!”
Heechul stroked Taemin’s hair and nodded again. “You’re not going to let me be a single parent for this adorable kid, are you, Donghae?”
Donghae’s cry could be heard from the outside of SME’s building.